May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
