I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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