he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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