At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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