Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
sex in a hospital.. check
my poor anus
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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