as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
