her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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