Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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