it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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