Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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