I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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