I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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