i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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