fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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