So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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