That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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