If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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