I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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