My liver just broke up with me...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
