who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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