I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just high enough for therapy.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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