Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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