You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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