yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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