I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
