giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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