idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
why do cheetos always look like penises
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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