Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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