they need to just BURY HIM!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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