Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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