Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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