just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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