I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i believe in u and ur pee
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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