ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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