two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
