If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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