Old men and throwing up are my life now.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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