Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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