that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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