I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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