I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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