think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
