Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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