To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
she told me i tasted like america
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Enjoy the penises
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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