Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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