I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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