i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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