Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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