Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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