Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Rumble strips road head = magical
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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